yes, and thanks for asking. unfortunately, i rant most often inside of my own head. remember, it's not polite to rant. didn't your mother tell you that if you didn't have anything nice to say, not to say anything? no? well, then maybe you wouldn't mind if i go off on a few things.
cellphones.
husbands.
politicians.
neat freaks.
control freaks.
snoops.
people who drive "suv"s and dually pickups.
reprimanding honkers.
fundamental christians.
uptight bitches.
crowds.
trespassers.
take your pick.
start at the top? why not?
i hate people who think my cell phone is an umbellical cord, connecting them to me.
"are you screening your calls again?" no, i'm just not answering the phone right now. i may be driving, or in a movie, or it may be on silent, or vibrate. i may not have heard it. maybe i don't want to talk on the phone right now. it's my phone. just because you can dial my number doesn't mean i am obligated to answer. call back later, or send me a text message instead. in fact, i'd rather have a text-only device. sometimes i just don't feel like talking, and i don't answer my phone.
my cell phone is for my convenience. i pay for it, and i'll talk on it when i want.
got an emergency? text me your problem and i'll call you back.
next time, i'll tell you what i think about husbands.
